You Big Mouth, You!

June 26, 2003

Supreme Court Strikes Down Texas Law

On the whole, I have to agree with the majority. If there is a right to privacy, and the Court holds that there is, then state laws regulating private sexual conduct between consenting adults are invalid. Joining Senator Santorum, however, I believe that today’s decision renders state criminal laws regulating adultery, polygamy, and incest also invalid, at least in part.

However, Justice Thomas has a sensible point:

I join Justice Scalia’s dissenting opinion. I write separately to note that the law before the Court today “is…uncommonly silly.” Griswold v. Connecticut, 381 US 479, 527 (1965) (Stewart, J., dissenting). If I were a member of the Texas Legislature, I would vote to repeal. Punishing someone for expressing his sexual preference through noncommercial consensual conduct with another adult does not appear to be a worthy way to expend valuable law enforcement resources.

Gay mariage may also be included on the above list, though the public policy reasons for governmental registration of marriages don’t have as much to do with sex as with property rights. A careful construction of marriage laws that provides equal protections for partners in marriage, and children from marriage, would certainly make gay marriage possible. Right now, no place that I know of has a set of laws addressing all of the property and custody issues that gay marriage, or polygamy for that matter, would create. And, adultery laws may have some place in here, as well, as the recognition of property rights by a spouse within a marriage.

Polygamy is probably first up for the next court challenge, given the number of Mormans and Moslems who practice this in semi-secret.

June 5, 2003

Musings: Questions without Answers

Filed under: Mocking, Original writing, Satire, MusingsChuck ---

and some others

  • Are you really THAT dumb, Hillary?
  • What language does the Pope dream in?
  • How can I tell which women on the LPGA tour aren’t gay? (Rochester stop June 18-22)
  • Would the Canadian government pay me for SARS since I live just across the lake from Toronto?
  • What is the cutoff to qualify as a weapon of MASS destruction?
  • If it blew up a Catholic Church during Sunday services, would that qualify it?
  • Which country is really the armpit of the world?
  • Why do people search my blog for “peeing in mouth”?
  • Who killed Laci Peterson, Jon Benet Ramsey, Nicole Simpson and Chaundra Levy?
    Some Puerto Rican Guy?
  • Why can’t Rodney King just get along?
  • Do Monica’s dates expect a kiss at the end of their first date with her? On the mouth?
  • How come if the government wants more money, it’s mine they take and if the government wants to cut taxes it’s the government’s money they’re giving away?
  • Why was that such a long question?
  • And finally, if France didn’t exist, would we have to invent it?
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