Friday, August 08, 2003 50 Things To Do Before You Die
The Vodka Pundit's List:
Slum through Europe Not interested
Skydive solo without a static line Out of a perfectly good airplane?
Drink your age in Jell-O shots [thud][image of unconsious, puking Chuck]
Own a classic convertible Rains and snows too much here for same
Total said convertible, walk away, and laugh not funny for an EMT
Buy a bottle of the real Absinthe Yuck!
Pilot an airplane On my list
Change careers Did that
Walk the Golden Gate Bridge Exercise, for no special reason?
Have sex in public without getting caught How public? On top of the Almond Dam?
Get caught Mickey's mother should have but didn't
Do something regrettable in Vegas No such thing
Fail completely at something big Did that. None of your business
Succeed at something even bigger Working on it
Make a pass at a clergyman or woman Did that, also a cop
Have kids and love them to death Can't. Tried with the neices
Change a stranger's flat tire Did that
Join an improv comedy troupe Huh?
Build a fort Many, many
Ride in a hot air balloon Maybe
Spend a day at a spa Nope
Sneak into a movie Nope
Have a drink thrown in your face Yeah, Phil, you're still a cheap bastard!
Jump in a river/lake/ocean fully dressed Swimming pool
Win over a hostile crowd Emmanuel Foskey, a crowd all by himself
Spend a summer as a Renaissance Fair geek Too late, only for the chicks, and now I'm married
Drive from coast to coast On the list
Laugh because it hurts Yeah, did this
Eat at a diner called "Mom's"Nope
Look for buried treasure Did this
Learn how to paint Nope, unless photography counts
Comfort someone who is dying All the time, see under EMT, duties of
Commit all seven deadly sins in one afternoon Not interested
Take ballroom dance lessons On the list
Smack Carson Daly with a brick Too easy
Buy a $500 bottle of wine No wine is worth this
Drink a $500 bottle of wine Only with a strumpet or a tart
Roll down a hill of freshly-cut grass Did this
As an adult Look out for the dog poop? No, thanks.
Pilfer office supplies Er...
Get a pedicure Did this
See a movie at a drive-in Did this
Get a tattoo in the Philippines Not interested
50 over the posted limit Did this
Do something gentlemanly for a hooker Did this
Eat all the green M&Ms; Huh?
Abuse your authority Did this
Be subpoenaed by Congress Almost
Try for four in one night after age 30 Almost
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